Known as a loose-lipped lothario it seems that John Mayer has perhaps finally learned to be a gentleman as he remained respectful towards his latest ex-girlfriend Katy Perry when talking about the demise of their relationship on Ellen about a month ago. Perhaps his run-in with Taylor Swift has made him see the light? I’m getting ahead of myself. I present to you a Mayerline of starlets who have fallen for the man’s charm from his “Body is Wonderland” days to present.
Jennifer Love Hewitt – His first hit “Body is Wonderland” is rumoured to be about this then starlet however it was released before they even met.
Rhona Mitra- Keeping things in the family Mayer had a brief courtship with Party of Five co-star Rhona Mitra in 2005
Jessica Simpson – They dated for about a year in 2006 and later said in a Playboy interview that she was like “sexual napalm” and compared her to “crack-cocaine” – it was shortly after this interview he took a two-year hiatus from Hollywood in 2010
Minka Kelly – Dated from 2007-2008 but reportedly split because Mayer did not want a serious relationship.
Perez Hilton – They made out in 2008.
Jennifer Aniston – An item from 2008-2009 Mayer scored a ticket to the Oscars as Aniston’s + 1 following a very publicly painful divorce with Brad Pitt. Mayer and Aniston broke up after about a year….are you seeing the pattern? It all ended because apparently Aniston was too old and didn’t understand why he had to Tweet. She wasn’t with the techy times.
Taylor Swift – He went from Aniston his senior to Taylor Swift (more than 10 years his junior) between 2009-2010. He was ‘humiliated’ when she released the track “Dear John” in 2010 which she later denied it being about him calling him ‘presumptuous’ for thinking it’s about him. For more on Taylor Swift click here.
Kim Kardashian – rumoured fling 2010
Miley Cyrus – rumoured fling 2011
Katy Perry – Started dating last summer after Perry’s divorce with Russel Brandt, detecting another pattern, a lot of these ladies seem to be fresh out of a long-term relationship. Interesting. However, Mayer confirmed their break-up in early April but kept the details about Miss Perry to himself.
He’s back on the Hollywood scene and newly single ladies, who’s next? Will he go for Mamma Simpson who recently divorced Jessica’s father? Or maybe try a go at Miley again now that her and Liam Hemsworth have broken off their engagement. My prediction; YouTube star Jenna Marbles who is coming out of a 4 year relationship with Max No Sleeves.