I am sure you are all waiting for a new story about the Bigfoot and his partner but you will have to wait a week. I am a tad subdued today and I will tell you why unless my editor deletes all my bovinic excrement.
In 2011 I wrote a book all about my narrow escapes while dating in search of my ONE. My dear mother knew I was writing a book and asked if she could read it. I said, “Mom, let me get the book in my hands, let me hold it and then I will even read you the book.” She was in hospital when it was officially released, almost one year ago. I ordered copies of the book. She died in my arms, a few days before the book arrived. She never got to see it. Yesterday, I got an account from my cellular carrier for calls my mother made last month. She has been dead for a year and she did not even call me?
Onward we go onto my new post, do not be afraid. Do not be afraid that my mother will call you, I will try and settle that account, but I am talking more about dating, or about approaching women. Some women are not scary. What is the worst that can happen, that she will turn around and say, “Get away from me, you creep!” That did happen to me, and I wrote about that in my book. I also had a girl pack out laughing in my face, “Look at me and look at you. Do you really think I would go out with you?” So, what do you do? Get into your Porsche and drive off? Personally I have no problem with women like that. If they answer me in that manner, then they are not the type of girl I would be interested in anyway.
One of the problems that I faced was meeting women. Here is a comic that I received today that I feel is relevant to a lot of people:
It was published today in Arctic Circle.
Before I sign off today, when you go to a pub and want to “hit” on a lady there, do not be afraid of “hitting” on the good looking women there. They are also entitled to dates. Check out this video I prepared:
Trying To Pick Up A Girl In A Bar
Get out and date, my friends!
Lawrence
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