Name: Lawrence Fisher
Age: 50
Relationship Status: Single and Loving It!
Location: Tel Aviv, Israel
Fun Fact: Date me and you will learn how much fun facts can be
Best Date You’ve Been On:
I collected her at10pm. She was stunning. What I love about summer is that the hems get smaller and necklines get lower. In her case, I was hoping something would pop out, but I digress. I took this angel for a walk along the sea front, hoping that the endorphins would enable a bit more amorous engagement apart from simple holding of hands. After a while the angel was tired so I suggested that we have a drink at the restaurant on the shore-front. I knew it would cost me the same price as a meal at the Waldorf-Astoria, but hey, what can I say, she was an angel. She ordered a salad, I think that it is OK to eat a salad after midnight, a steak would have been too much. We chatted away, and chatted away and chatted away and chatted away, until dawn. We looked around to see that the restaurant was empty, all the chairs and tables folded and the manager looking at his watch to see what time we were leaving. I think we may have overstayed our welcome. So I paid, left a tip and took the angel home. For the rest of the story, read my book.
Most Embarrassing Date Story:
I would say last night. I was invited to a #SWEXPERTCHAT and was released only because I had a date, a first date, a blind date. OK, not a blind date as she could see. I called the lady and she suggested a coffee shop near where I live. Way cool. I could walk there. At8pm, we agreed to meet at9:30pm. So at8:30pm, I started leaving the office, only to discover that I had the mother of all flat tires. OK, what am I to do now. There is no light in the area and not a soul in sight and the only other creatures were those with beady little eyes and a long tails, just eager to attack whatever morsel I had to offer them. hey, I do not want to be their dinner! So I phoned the lady and explained my dilemma and she was way cool about it. Turns out that she had to be awake until witching hour anyway as she needed to collect her brother from the airport. It was great that she added that as she made it sound as if she was Buffy’s replacement. It took me 45 minutes to change the tire. Why? Because it was pitch dark and I needed to use my iPhone as a flashlight while silently calling on the Pied Piper. Well at least I could put on music, it would not bother anyone else. Phil Collins is very soothing at night, with his “You can’t hurry love”. At9:30, myself all black from head to toe, I call my date and I said let us meet at10:30so that I can shower and change. Hey, I didn’t even like the way I smelled. Anyway, got home, showered, lathered, shaved and other things which I will not tell you about. Dosed myself with insane amount of Hugo Boss until I smelled like a perfumery. I get to the date and she was allergic to Hugo! Oops. OK, she has agreed to go out again and I will try Aramis this time.
What Do You Think A Relationship Is About?:
Why do we have to think what it is about? Why can we not enjoy what we have together? To share our time, our lives, our friends, our ups and our downs, to be there for one another in support and in devil’s advocate? Why define these things? Aren’t we all unique? I know that Monty Python in the Life of Bryon has different ideas.
What golden bit of online dating advice would you give?:
Despite what most people say, the picture must be perfect. It does not matter how ugly you think you are or how fat you are or how skinny you are or in the other extreme, how beautiful you are, get a picture done professionally that brings out your beauty. It may be a look or a smile or a certain profile, but do it. Even the ugliest people in the world have matches. Look at Angelina Jolie, even she has someone. When you look at a dating site, it is the picture that makes someone stop and want to look further and to read about you. I would say to you that you should never lie. You have to have a good memory to know which lie you told which person. While we are on that subject, have I ever told you about the time that I invaded England and put my flag on Windsor Castle. I am only letting Katie live there for a while as long as she pays rent.
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