Age: Older than Britney; younger than Madonna.
Relationship Status:
I believe Facebook calls it, “It’s Complicated.”
What type of #SWEXPERT are you?
I refuse to be typecast this early in my career! Here’s a hint: I’m not an expert at anything except making a kick ass bowl of popcorn. But I write funny stories and am more than happy to give you my opinion.
Location: Los Angeles, baby.
Fun Fact?
I tend to have a lot of gas. And what’s more fun than THAT?
Best date you’ve been on?
Sigh. Drinks at Liquid Kitty with the one that got away. It’s not about the activity, it’s about the company.
Why do you enjoy writing for Singles Warehouse?
Like Rihanna’s nipples, I enjoy the exposure.
What’s your most embarrassing dating story?
Embarrassing for me? Perhaps when I tweeted, “This guy is a geek!” on my phone then the guy read it.
Embarrassing for him? Ugh. The Craigslist Creep who sent a hot photo then showed up looking like a googly-eyed turtle without a shell.
What do you think a relationship is about?
Honey, it all depends on the people involved. What works for one couple might not work for another. It’s about finding out what it’s about for YOU.
What golden bit of online dating advice would you give?
Not everyone is going to like you. The sooner you realize this, the easier it becomes.



























