Sit back and relax while your favourite Online Dating Blog takes you through some of the best and worst lines that we’ve seen on a dating site ever.
So here’s some of the best quotes we’ve seen
Intelligent, 52, self employed, enjoy weekends away, messing about in boats, good red wine, dinners in or out, socially presentable and looks that won’t scare your dog.
No rush, no criminal record, not desperate, house trained, can cook!!!!!!!
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I’m a normal member of the human species with some imperfections, but with a strength of ten as well, I kid ye not! I strive to live fearlessly (kinda difficult with …name of political figure …around, lol) and not to merely see life in black-and-white. I see the many grey areas around us and try to make sense of this wonderfully weird, wacky world of ours. Among my activities are bits of hiking, exploring open spaces (especially the one between thy ears), road running, ice skating [a new (ad)venture]; and using my senses (not the one referred to as “common”) optimally – like smelling cinnamon, the wetness of the earth and freshly cut grass, tasting a tear, listening to the birds’ symphonic sounds at five in the morning, feeling the warmness of a loving hug and tasting the sweet in between sour.And now for some of the funny online dating quotes. WARNING – don’t use them – they don’t work!
I’m a raindrop and I’m falling for you.
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
Can you give me directions…to your heart?
Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t!
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