OK Warehouser’s these are lines that you should NEVER USE…
- Why don’t you come up and see me sometimes?
- Would you like to come upstairs and see my etchings?
- I’m here. What are your other two wishes?
- Hi, do you want to have my children? If not, can we just practice?
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
- The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
- You with all those curves and me with no brakes!
- Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
- Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
- How do you like your eggs in the morning?
- Come here often?
- What is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
- Sex is a killer… want to die happy?
- Of all the bars in the world I could have walked into, here you are…
- I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
- Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
- You look like someone I know.
- Can I see your tan lines?
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl in This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
- Wanna get lucky?
- Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated?
- Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
- You know what’d look good on you? Me.
- I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
- Bond. James Bond.
Hope you’ve had a laugh – but DON’T use them
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