I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?

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OK Warehouser’s these are lines that you should NEVER USE…

  • Why don’t you come up and see me sometimes?
  • Would you like to come upstairs and see my etchings?
  • I’m here. What are your other two wishes?
  • Hi, do you want to have my children? If not, can we just practice?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  • The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
  • You with all those curves and me with no brakes!
  • Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me?
  • Oh no, I’m choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning?
  • Come here often?
  • What is a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
  • Sex is a killer… want to die happy?
  • Of all the bars in the world I could have walked into, here you are…
  • I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
  • Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
  • You look like someone I know.
  • Can I see your tan lines?
  • I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
  • Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl in This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
  • Wanna get lucky?
  • Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated?
  • Help the homeless. Take me home with you!
  • You know what’d look good on you? Me.
  • I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
  • Bond. James Bond.

Hope you’ve had a laugh – but DON’T use them

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